Fernando Fingers and Bleeding Ulcers have a trade

On that fateful night when Andrew Cashner went first overall, Fernando could not believe that a future Hall of Famer like Paul Goldschmidt was still available with the 8th overall pick. But TBGBL veterans knew, Paul Goldschmidt was a mirage, a myth, an apparition. Fernando Fingers learned that the hardway.

And so it comes to pass on this fateful day that Goldschmidt is a Finger no more.

Fernando Fingers trades:

Paul Goldschmidt and fellow right-handed first round bust Trea Turner, to the

Bleeding Ulcers for:

Miguel Rojas and Giancarlo Stanton

Confirmed. (The Ulcers pitching staff are playing the rest of the season under protest...)