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Come on down to the Bleeding Ulcers Emporium of Fake Baseball Players. We've got all your imaginary baseball needs. Got a roster hole? We'll plug it. Need that impact arm to put you over the top? No problem! Stars, scrubs, we got em' all. Let's take a walk around the lot, shall we?
My competitors say they can sell you an ace - but can they sell you JUSTIN VERLANDER?! No - no they cannot. Cuz he's a goddamn Bleeding Ulcer. He's just about the best SP in the database, and surely the best SP on the trade market! Put him at the front of your rotation and ride this beauty to the promised land.
Have you caught up with the run prevention revolution in TBGBL? Well if you have, then you know the value of an EX/84 3B who can mash. Meet MATT CHAPMAN folks. Matt likes long walks on the beach, soft jazz, diving for screaming shots up the line and hitting bombs. Shit, he can even play SS!! (AV/109)
Don't you hate it when you go to draft a catcher and they all suck? Don't worry folks because WILLSON CONTRERAS can fix what ails ya. Sleep soundly at night knowing you have one of the best catchers in the database behind the dish. He's unlimited folks! You heard that right - no limits!
Masahiro Tanaka, Jameson Taillon, Andrew Heaney, Franmil Reyes, Raimel Tapia, Yusmeiro Petit, Craig Stammen, relievers galore... We've got talent folks. So hit us up and let's make a deal!
My competitors say they can sell you an ace - but can they sell you JUSTIN VERLANDER?! No - no they cannot. Cuz he's a goddamn Bleeding Ulcer. He's just about the best SP in the database, and surely the best SP on the trade market! Put him at the front of your rotation and ride this beauty to the promised land.
Have you caught up with the run prevention revolution in TBGBL? Well if you have, then you know the value of an EX/84 3B who can mash. Meet MATT CHAPMAN folks. Matt likes long walks on the beach, soft jazz, diving for screaming shots up the line and hitting bombs. Shit, he can even play SS!! (AV/109)
Don't you hate it when you go to draft a catcher and they all suck? Don't worry folks because WILLSON CONTRERAS can fix what ails ya. Sleep soundly at night knowing you have one of the best catchers in the database behind the dish. He's unlimited folks! You heard that right - no limits!
Masahiro Tanaka, Jameson Taillon, Andrew Heaney, Franmil Reyes, Raimel Tapia, Yusmeiro Petit, Craig Stammen, relievers galore... We've got talent folks. So hit us up and let's make a deal!