Dear Mr. Gregerson
We are delighterd to inform you that you have been selected to join the most esteemed baseball club, the Honeybaked Ham Fighters.
You were selected with our very last pick as no one else wanted you, so please keep your ego in check.
You are to report to Mable at the front desk Monday morning where you will fill out a W9 tax form.
Congratulations and welcome to the club!
All the best,
The Honeybaked Ham Corporation
Make Any Meal an Occasion
We are delighterd to inform you that you have been selected to join the most esteemed baseball club, the Honeybaked Ham Fighters.
You were selected with our very last pick as no one else wanted you, so please keep your ego in check.
You are to report to Mable at the front desk Monday morning where you will fill out a W9 tax form.
Congratulations and welcome to the club!
All the best,
The Honeybaked Ham Corporation
Make Any Meal an Occasion