Fernando Fingers pays too much to Bleeding Ulcers for Nick Pivetta

Fernando Fingers sends:

Matt Barnes, Gorkys Hernandez and a 4th Round Draft Pick

to

The Bleeding Ulcers for:

Louis Coleman, Nick Pivetta and a 15th Round Draft Pick

Because, you know, now that the Phillies have an outfield defense of Andrew McCutchen, Odubel Herrera, and Bryce Harper, the hits should go WAY down.

Confirmed