Former Division Rivals 755 Forever and The Bleeding Ulcers Consummate Blockbuster!!

TBU sends Jake Arrieta, Edinson Volquez, and their 28th round pick in next season's draft.

755 sends Jon Lester, Pat Neshek, and the 11th round pick they acquired from Markham Squeeze.

Ulcers confirm. We welcome former Ulcers Jon Lester and Pat Neshek back to the family.

Talk-radio in Ulcerland is on fire with callers screaming bloody murder at the trade a a franchise cornerstone.